Title: How to Grow a Longer Fatter Penis



When I'm in the showers I get pissed of by people constantly asking me "How did you get such a big manhood" Shamed by their shriveled up two inch long penises they often ask me for advice, and so I've decided to help all guys out there and tell you how to grow a big penis to impress the girls with.

How to get a big penis -Does size matter

Well, put it this way, the vagina is on average four inches deep. And so in theory anything bigger than that will be more than enough. But in practice when you listen in to girls talking (he he) they sure ain't talking about the size of bananas in the trees.

How do I get a longer penis

Well, don't shove it in a pile of horse shit - It ain't a plant you know. So here are the methods to get a big long fat cock.

The traditional way

This is the way Amazon Tribes and some African tribes use to make their penis big. It works best when the person is still very young - but will still work no matter what your age. What you do is attach a heavy rock or stone to a piece of rope/string - whatever, then hang the heavy stone from your penis. Walking about with a heavy stone hanging from your penis may hurt it but it really does stretch it. That's why the tribes mentioned have used this method for thousands of years.

The scientific way

Way One... As everyone knows the human body is just a load of chemicals bunched together. Genes determine the height of a person - but they can also determine the size of your penis. So if daddy has a tiny willie you can expect the same too. But don't cry yet. Scientists using hormones can alter the height of a person to make them taller than they would have been. In the same way they can also give you medications to make your penis bigger than it would have been if nature had taken its course.

Penis operations

By this I DON'T mean transplanting the penis from a well endowed man who has died to you. In the U.S.A. an operation can be done to lengthen your penis. It costs approximately 7000 dollars. It can make you longer by anything from three quarters of an inch to two inches. What they do is snip the suspensory ligaments which attaches the penis to your body, which allows the penis to hang freely and subsequently lengthens it. They also inject fat from your body into the penis making it thicker too. You're still able to get a proper hard-on and the doctor who performs the operation (who was speaking on "This Morning" on ITV) said that out of the thousands of operations he has performed only one or two were unsatisfactory in that they didn't make the penis grow longer.

Short back and sides for your cock

If you don't have the stomach for an operation and you don't fancy the idea of walking about with a heavy stone on your penis then you could always shave some of the pubic hair from around your penis to make the shaft look longer. (Hmmmmm)

The penis extension kit

Yep, that's right. You can get a plastic thingy that attaches onto the end of your manhood. They're usually about two inches long and can be found advertised in most porn mags. If you are really serious about obtaining a bigger penis then you should check out penis extenders.

The developer

Penis developers, like extension kits, can be found in the pages of most porno mags. What they are is a tube in which you place your prized organ into, then you use a pump to pump it around your penis nice n tight so as to stretch it and make your penis longer (I think it works just like the pump when you're getting your blood pressure taken).

How do I know if my cock is big enough

According to various articles I came across in my research the average length of a penis is anything between five and six and a half inches. So if you're shorter than that start worrying... I'm not a poof so I don't go around measuring peoples penises, so we will just have to take those magazine articles word for it!

Penis enlargement exercises

Penis enlargement exercises are a popular option with many men who lack the time, the money or the inclination to try other male enhancement approaches. It is well known that some men view traction devices with distrust, while others are leery of pills. One really can't blame others for refusing to swallow the first penis enlargement pills they come across on the specialized market. It's only natural to be cautious when deciding whether to try something new or not, especially when dealing with products whose effectiveness is many times in doubt.

Still, penis enlargement exercises are the best option for both the cautious user and the beginner. You can never know exactly how pills are interfering with your system, but exercises are quite something else. The path from a small or average penis to a bigger and meatier one that dangles proudly between your legs is much more simple when every exercise is explained to you in advance. Not to mention that you are in full charge at all times, since you decide how long the exercise would take and can put an end to it anytime you like.

Beginners who aren't sure what penis enlargement is and does can learn the basic principles a lot quicker with the help of this natural male enhancement approach. The exercises help to acquaint the user with the function of blood-flow, how to measure the penis size, how to help the tissues grow and the only fully natural way of getting a larger penis. Penis exercises, like the amazing Penis Health program, are really the best way of becoming acquainted with the concepts and aims of the male enhancement trend.

Penis enlargement exercises cost less than pills, devices or surgery, are by far the safest option available and have the same ultimate purpose as all the other methods: turning your small penis into a bigger penis and your weak erections into rock-hard erections nearly on demand. Try Penis Health today and you'll be surprised at how easy and effective this program of exercises can be. Really, it's as close to a win-win situation as you can get.

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