How Many Calories Do You Burn Having Sex

Author: SexTails
Published: Feb 6, 2016
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"If sex was really terrific, you feel dangerously drained, as though your body had been connected to a large milking machine for several days..."

Possible Side Effects of Good Sex

The first indication that sex was a positive experience will be a buzzing in the pelvic area and a clear complexion. If sex was really terrific, you feel dangerously drained, as though your body had been connected to a large milking machine for several days...

Possible Side Effects of Bad Sex

Recovering from sex

Calories burned After sexual intercourse

During intercourse

Trying Again

The Act of Insertion

Satisfying Partner Sexually (penis size)

Most experts agree that penis size means nothing. In those rare instances where a man has a small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder. whereas a man with a really large organ might not have to work as hard.

Multiple Orgasms

For women:

(Depending her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to make the beds and cook supper.)

For Men:

(Many men can enjoy up to 4 orgasms in an hour with little discomfort except for the slight ringing in the ears. However, a man who tries to achieve more than 10 orgasms within that same period is flirting with irreversible brain damage.)

Special Orgasms

Sex Related Noises

Calories Burned in Various Sex Positions

Sex Locations

Calories Burned Having Orgasm

Orgasmic Intensity Scale

Pulling Out

Possible Side Effects of Intercourse

Approaching Sexual Orgasm

Premature Ejaculation

For Women

For Men:


Group Sex

Typical Sex Related Fears

Personal Fears


Getting Caught

Almost Getting Caught

Seriously though it has been estimated that having sex for a half hour burns approximately 150 to 200 calories and sometimes maybe as high as 350 calories if you are really active in bed.

The calories burned during sex is roughly the equivalent of fast walking, jogging, or weight lifting for around thirty minutes.

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